Actually
it was up to our lovely writer Tom to sit here and to write
down this interview. But due to a dangerous blizzard *lol* he
decided not to come over to Germany. And because Mühli
from SureShotWorx was loathly to cancel this interview (schedule
was too packed) I had to move my nice butt to Dortmund hastily.
Because my car was fucked up (again) I had to ride the train
which gave me the possibility to knock a bunch of questions
together. Well, the interview went well, just the following
pub crawl brought me to a terrible end. And the morality of
this story? Never drink with Finns... Hey Tom: you definitely
have missed something special :-P
Alexi Laiho and Alexander Kuoppala have taken the fun out of
me and that damn fucking laughter cost me quite much time to
sort out what we have said between all that.
Dajana:
While the press seems to be thrilled for your brand new album
Hate Crew Deathroll a lot of people state now that your
last output was disappointing and mediocre – although the
same mates rated Follow The Reaper mostly very high at
that time. Isn‘t it a bit hypocritical now?
Alexi: I don’t know. Sometimes for me it feels
like that, you know, I mean for our fans in general it is really
hard because when quite a few people are like that, especially
for fans like die hard fans. When a new album comes out they mean
to sort of disrespect the new album for no matter what. I’m
really satisfied with the new album. But I’m not completely
satisfied with Follow The Reaper. I
mean that’s the truth. I don’t matter that. It’s
still, you know, like they always have to say something better
about it anyway. It’s always like the fact for example when
our first album – that was Something Wild
came out and it was ok and then came out Hatebreeder.
When that came out everybody said that Something Wild
was better. You know and when Follow The Reaper
came out it was like Hatebreeder is
now my favorite one and suddenly it was much better than Something
Wild. So I guess – that’s what I mean
– I guess that previous albums are always better than the
new one.
Dajana:
To interpret what is to read around, most of the writers take
Follow The Reaper as kind of creative developmental phase,
kind of breather, kind of transition from Hatebreeder
to HCDR. It was like that?
Alexi: We don’t think about things like that. We
just go out there and just do it. And then, when the new one came
off it was kind of naturally, without thinking about anything
or thinking about how I wished the sound right now or how I wished
what or what not to do like considering the Black Metal crowd
or the Power Metal crowd or whatever you like.
Dajana: Hm...Power Metal… we have to talk
about that matter later…
Dajana:
What do you think about the fact that people and fans discuss
the tracking list of the new album? Some of them say that are
the worst titles ever, other ones state it’s pretty ironic,
even sarcastic. Did you expect something like that?
Alexander: They are really sarcastic, that’s for
sure. The titles are ironic, they are really. Every one of them
has a good feel. It’s when stupid people take everything
so fucking serious. I mean, if you take some of the titles like
Bodom Beach Terror. It’s simple, you can’t
take it like… just imagine the word „beach“...
ok, then you know there has to be some black humans or someone
like that and the shit like fucking Triple Corpse Hammerblow
you know… he has to be really fucking stiff.
...She might be a bitch taking it serious right now. [everybody
laughs]…I do? I should – Calserious Yeah,
I just don’t get it you know…
Dajana: I mean did you expect that people talk
about the tracklist instead of the album?
Alexander: It’s weird, but also amazing,
because the track list of the new album is really good.
Dajana: is dead funny...
Alexander: Well, yeah it’s true. It was
supposed to be funny.
Alexi: But if people take it too serious, you
know I mean it’s whose problem. When you take some titles
like the already mentioned Triple Corpse Hammerblow instead
of some titles called like Misanthropic Euphoric whatever or Dragon
Black Of Destiny And God… or whatever you want [laughter]…
I mean the point is we don’t pay attention to that shit.
Not that we’ll be a joke band but you know… it’s
like with the black human, we can’t still take things serious.
Dajana:
First track Needled 24/7 is an absolutely killer track and reminds
me a lot to Something Wild or Hatebreeder. Was it intentional
to go back to the roots again – at least a bit or just natural
development.
Alexi: It is fine. The first time I actually hear that.
It’s kind of new to me. Ok, I mean 24/7 Needled
sounds like Children Of Bodom a lot. It really sounds like us.
But then again we used a lot of new stuff we never have done before.
A lot of people said being like concerned about like all the Industrial
sounds and keyboard sounds and shit like that or the vocals. Today
it is like… I mean there is new stunning stuff. And like
I told you, it really came out naturally. So we never thought
about it like let it sound like Hatebreeder
or Something Wild.
Dajana:
Next two tracks Sixpounder and Chokehold have a lot of American
Metalcore influences like Pantera, Biohazard or Machine Head and
stuff like that, maybe a little bit of Nu Metal.
Alexander: We love Pantera but we hate this Nu Metal
comparisons. I think there is nothing wrong with a modern sound.
That’s not the case but if you mean Nu Metal shit like Limp
Bizkit or something like that, then there is definitely no influence
and you are barking up the wrong tree. Barking the woods…
*huh*? I mean I agree with you it is heavier and it’s
got a modern sound.
Dajana:
It was just to notice that the first track sounded sort of back
to the roots and second and third one suddenly turned to Metalcore,
to a different style while the rest of the album sounds typical
like Children Of Bodom. Ok, you still use a lot of keyboards but
not these neoclassical elements anymore. Will you try something
new in the future? I mean, surely massive keyboards but something
special maybe?
Alexi: I mean it’s true we don’t use this
neoclassical thing anymore. And I don’t know how we some
sort of stuff do, but that again was just another decision me
made. It was sort of lapsed out, y’know. We have done that
on the first albums and now we just put it behind us.
Alexander: In this way it’s kind of a natural
development, not a decision. That’s all.
Alexi: But then of course, for me, when I listen
to it, by the time when we did Something Wild
for example, there was always a lot of classical influences. But
it’s a long time ago that we really have thought about it.
Now it is like nothing. Maybe back then this kind of doing classical
shit was something special and something different. But it is
not special anymore. A lot of bands do it now.
Dajana: Well, at least at that time this classic
stuff gave your music a wider atmosphere…
Alexi: Maybe yeah. But like I told you we got
more public, more common, even trendier at one point. There wasn’t
a special reason why we stopped doing so.
Dajana:
Talking about Power Metal. I know you don’t like to hear
that your music sounds a bit like Power Metal. But in my opinion
the massive keyboard lines give you a drive to this direction.
Especially when you compare your music with other Finnish bands.
Not that I would claim you sound like Nightwish or something like
that. But I think there is a dash of Power Metal in your music
though.
Alexi: Of course, we never raped them off of Nightwish.
Ok, I understand what you’re saying. I think the point is…um…
um… what was I’m saying?
Alexander: about Power Metal …
Alexi: ah… um… ok. I don’t
care if somebody says there are influences like from this Heavy
Metal thing. I mean when people say we sound like a band with
this high-pitched voices like Stratovarious – Alexander
tries to reach this level with his voice *lol* – Cal…
then it would have been a karaoke version of any of our songs
or a karaoke version of a Stratovarius song. I mean there is a
big difference, seriously. That is not really our music or our
music is like Power Metal with Black Metal vocals. That’s
what I really hate. Somebody told me that I’m like that…
oh please!
Dajana: Ok, nowadays you can call a lot of bands
as Power Metal. You can call the music of Nevermore as Power Metal
or Armored Saint or Nightwish. There are miles between. So I think
there is a slightly touch of Power Metal in your music and I definitely
don’t mean that in a bad way.
Dajana:
This time the cover artwork of your album is pretty aggressive.
Your lovely Grim Reaper is slaying whatever this time. Also the
lyrics are very angry. Is that kind of a defiant reaction to Follow
The Reaper like: hey, here we are (again) and we managed
it!?
Alexander: Now you reached the limit!
Alexi: I mean the music and the lyrics got influenced
by the feelings we got thru by this time. I mean you can surely
hear on Hate Crew Deathroll that some
fucking people really pissed me off. That’s the whole theme
on the album. I’m being pissed off and being disappointed
at people. I’m also sort of playing out that fact that I’m
not any better than anybody else, that’s the fucking way
I always were been.
Alexander: Anyway, when he was writing that stuff
and when he brought kind of rough versions to the rehearsal room
I was like that are really, really angry songs.
Dajana: Yeah, it seems some people should be
really better off dead…
Alexi: Yeah, that’s true!
Dajana:
Hate Crew Deathroll is really an aggressive album, is
an angry album and is an entertaining album with a great ass kicking
production. But it is not really originally. There is not really
something new. Thinking about the future… have you planned
anything to change in this way? Style, direction, new elements?
Alexi: The fact is, y’know, we never thought about
going back to the roots, seriously. And if we are talking about
drastic changes in music style or something like that, that will
never happen with this band. It would going to be sick no matter
if it happens or not happens. We would not going to be continue
under the name Children Of Bodom. If something like that would
happen to Children Of Bodom, we would going to break up and do
something else. But that’s not the problem, because it will
never happen. So, if you feel there is nothing new… I’m
not saying that there is anything new but if it’s sound
good… that’s the whole point.
Alexander: But you still have to remember it’s
changing all the time though!… in a way. You have to admit
that!
Dajana: Yes, of course…*lol*
Dajana:
I have read anywhere in an interview that you never have heard
anything bad about illegal downloads of your music. But I can’t
imagine that you don’t know all these file sharing programs
and what’s going on in this matter…
Alexi: It’s true I don’t know anything about
internet but I never have said that it doesn’t bother us
anyway! That’s for sure!
Dajana: …because it is already possible
to download your new album Hate Crew Deathroll
completely from the internet (release date 10th March!)
Alexi: I know that. That’s what I mean.
But the fact is that I’m not into computers and I’m
not into internet either. But of course I know that fact, that
it’s happening all the time. I mean it is sort of the same
thing like tape trading when I was a kid. When you are downloading
an album for yourself, then I think it’s ok. But when you
start going to make money out of it, then I think that’s
wrong!
Dajana: I agree! But you can hardly stop that
nowadays. Technical possibilities are kind of unlimited. You can
already create burnt CD’s which don’t differ at all
from the originals and of course sell them anywhere.
Alexi: Of course you can do this kind of shit.
But I can’t understand why people keep doing that shit.
If you like the band who is making music you like, I mean they
are not making any money. It sucks but it’s about money.
If the album is not completely finalized or totally getting out
there, then the record label is not getting any money and the
bands don’t get money either. Eventually you are not going
to make the album.
Dajana: Do you think you as a band or your label
have a chance to do anything against it? I mean to crack copy
protections is mostly damn easy.
Alexander: I hope so, but it’s also very
difficult. For example the copy protection in southern countries
is really weak. The thing is that we can’t do anything about
it.
Alexi: An other thing is… I just don’t
understand why someone is doing that. For example the damn thing
with new Stratovarius album. It was out on internet before it
was released, before it was even pushed to go there. And when
someone gets a promo CD… I don’t get it… I don’t
understand what can a fucking kick do to get it out on internet?
…while Alexander is moving his right hand like a wanker,
you know *lolol*… and his sounds… - Cal
If you put it online you don’t get any money for that. You
get nothing. It really pisses me off!
Dajana:
Your website is still blue (conceived for the Follow The Reaper
album).
Alexi: We don’t know nothing about it *lol*
Alexander: Our motherfucker was supposed to do
it.
Alexi: As I told you I’m not into all that
shit. I’m like against the internet and something like that.
Dajana: You have a professional web designer?
Alexi: Yes… um… guess so?
Alexander: Our keyboard player is more into all
that website stuff.
Dajana:
Ok, in the new albums greeting list I saw the name Sami Tenetz.
I’m a big fan of Thy Serpent. Do you know anything about
the band and what’s going on there? Is he still alive?
Alexi: Yeah, he is. Thy Serpent… they didn’t
break up, it was not really planned but they are kind of though.
Sami, he was actually the one who discovered Children Of Bodom
and he’s was the one who got our asses from that fucking
Belgian record label. And he was the one who brought us to Spinefarm
Records. He’s a great guy.
Alexander: Everything we have managed so far
we owe to him. That’s for sure.
Dajana:
This year has to be a Children Of Bodom year while the last one
was for Sinergy. You think you can get in trouble… ?
Alexi: I always have…
Dajana: I mean is it possible that plans intersect?
For example when Sinergy gets really great and attractive offers
for playing life this year or whatever?
Alexi: That doesn’t matter for me. For
me Children Of Bodom is the number one band anyway! That’s
the point about the whole thing. It will always be the number
one. I mean of course Sinergy knows that Children Of Bodom is
the number one for me no matter what.
Alexander has to leave now for another interview.
Alexi: Sinergy thing… however, if things
with Sinergy cross plans witch Children Of Bodom, I’d go
for COB because it’s the Nr. 1 for me.
Dajana:
Do you think it is possible that Sinergy sounds similar to Children
Of Bodom anytime because of your personal strong influences, your
special style to play?
Alexi: Not really. The music is really different.
Dajana:
We are close to the end… Just a few shortcuts: Your favorite
3 albums of the last year?
Alexi: New ones?
Dajana: Whatever, your favorite ones.
Alexi: um… hm… I like the new In
Flames album for example. Let me think… maybe the first
W.A.S.P. album… hm… there are not been many good albums
released… what I was often listening to last time was Twisted
Sister
Dajana: Do you listen to something else than
metal, to music outside of the metal scene?
Alexi: Well, I like Nine Inch Nails for example.
I like them a lot.
Dajana:
By the way how does it feel to be kind of an idol for so many
young people, fans and musicians, especially where you are still
young too?
Alexi: It’s kind of weird. For me it’s hard
that somebody could be interested in me or in my playing or whatever.
It’s weird that I can tell you anyway. I mean I’m
still into a lot of guitar players. You know it’s not just
the way of playing it’s the whole thing. For a couple of
times I met some people who came up to me, dressed exactly like
me, same hair, same clothes and stuff, playing the same guitar…
etc. It’s crazy, I thought something is going wrong. Well,
I don’t take it like shit, I just take it as something weird
basically.
Dajana:
As far as I remember you are #1 in Finland now. Is it just a special
thing now in Finland with all these metal bands who got so popular
and commercial successful recently?
Alexi: Could be, I don’t now. When we showed up
a few years ago, suddenly always metal bands started to enter
charts but I think we were the first metal band in the history
of the whole country who was like… I mean, of course there
were been lot of other bands like Sentenced and Nightwish and
Stratovarius who got #1 but Children Of Bodom was kind of the
first band who was that extreme, not with that horrible vocals,
you know what I mean ;-) So this is sort of a cool thing for a
country that you can listen to all kind of music. It will open
the gates for other bands.
Dajana: I wish something like that would happen
in Germany.
Alexi: I hope so.
Dajana:
Do you have a special place in this world where you would like
to play one day?
Alexi: um… in a way yeah, I mean, but in a way
not! *lol* huh ??? - Cal It would be a funny thing
to play at Whiskey’s in L.A. one day. But then again, if
you play there than you have probably to play in front of maybe
10 people. But it is a really cool place there, where a lot of
my favorite bands started out from there.
Dajana:
Ok, time is over. Thank you very much for this funny interview.
Hope to see ya on stage in April.
Alexi: Thank you too. |